The Quick Fix
They say that people need people. They say that if you don’t associate with other human beings you will die. They say that because they tested this theory on rats, mice and other laboratory animals. They say this, but surely, being with the wrong person can be equally deadly. So the adage should be; people need the RIGHT people. I …
You know how it is: you’re sitting at your office desk pushing in the same 10,000 digits you’ve pushed the day before, and the day before that, or you’re working behind a counter serving asshole, unappreciative customers who would rather see you die than acknowledge you as a fellow human being by saying hello or smiling. Perhaps you’re shopping at …
Working in customer service allows you to meet some truly amazing people. Because I work in a video shop, unlike being a checkout chick, we not only meet and greet each customer; we are able to actually have a decent chat to them on just about anything, including movies, obviously. You build up a special rapport with them (time and …
They say that the reason why women don’t violently kill people is because they don’t have that aggressive gene, basically they aren’t the testosterone filled fools like us men, and have a bit more common sense. See, I’m man enough to admit it. But honestly, women, no matter how ugly they are, have one of the greatest assets for the …
“No Act Of Kindness IS Ever Wasted” – Framed Novelty Wisdom Found in Toilets I had been told by a great many that I am a sweet guy, a nice and gentle man. I can say that I like to go out of my way to put a smile on someone’s face and I think a lot more of us …
So you’ve finally been able to get a date, it’s all gravy now right? Wrong. You haven’t even gone on the date and the possible mind field of games is about to present itself to you. Thankfully I haven’t personally experienced what they call a broken date, but it’s up there as a perfect example of a woman’s mind game …
Okay, you’ve got money in your pocket; your pride and confidence are at an all time high. You’ve finally realised living with your parents or by yourself is not as trendy as you first thought. You have decided it is time to find someone, a companion, someone to toast marshmallows with, someone to tell you that your cinderblock book shelf …
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams Once I thought there were two modes of thinking when it comes to men; which is when he is thinking with his penis, and when he is thinking with his brain. But there is …
“This guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy. The guy thinks about it and says, “I’d like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly”. The …
They say that many of Maitland’s attractions have a link with history, but a lot of history becomes sugar coated over time and with hindsight and the advent of political correctness there’s a lot of flip flopping of original opinions and newly found appreciation for people and places that wasn’t there when it was maybe needed the most. With so …